Is it okay to steal another man’s bike? (w/ poll)
One of the Ten Commandments (number 11, I think) was to not steal cable tv. #5 or something was about stealing (“coveting”) another’s wife. I think #9 was about kidnapping. And #6 or #8 was about...
View ArticleGifts for Schlitz!
Do you care about me? Like really care about me? Or are you just lying? Like you always do. IF you do actually love me, WHICH I DOUBT, buy me this. I want my bike to look decked out and awesome, so I...
View ArticlePretend today is Caturday
Mad props to bro doods in Philly who ride around the city with their cats on their backs and mustaches on their faces. You’re our heroes. Our knights in shining honor. The rulers of Norther Liberties....
View ArticleHome Made Bike Safety Kit
Whether you only ride within a 5 mile radius of your house, or you’re feet away from a bike shop, it’s a good idea to carry around your own bike repair kit. The last thing you want to happen on a 25+...
View ArticleExhibit D: Hasids vs. Cyclists
It’s really beautiful how the Hasids in Williamsburg can get together and use their voice and money to strengthen their community. It’s also extremely disturbing and pathetic. Get ready for tons more...
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